Thursday, May 07, 2009
In 1940, four French teenagers stumbled across a series of beautifully preserved cave-paintings in Lascaux - some of the world's best examples of prehistoric art...
But recently, an even more exciting discovery has been made - actual living beings from the Age of Disco have been sighted in French caves! These primitive missing-links communicate in guttural grunts, worship mirror-balls, and know all the actions to YMCA. Scientists are speculating that these bizarre throwbacks to Man's long-forgotten past may have scurried into the caves when Studio 54 closed, and have been here ever since.
To avoid the modern world contaminating these priceless relics, the caves were hurriedly bricked-up. Twice.