Want a free Googlemail account?

I've just got one, and I've got a bunch of invites to send to anyone who wants one; take a look here if you'd like to know more:

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/intl/en-GB/about.html

Basically it's similar to a free hotmail account, but with vastly greater storage & various other features.
Drop me a email if you're interested...

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
- Derrick, age 8

What were they thinking?

People spend a lot of time thinking up their children's names. It's just a pity they don't always think as hard about their domain names...

- Firstly there is Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous: http://www.whorepresents.com/

- Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views: http://www.expertsexchange.com

- Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: http://www.penisland.net

- Need a therapist? Try: http://www.therapistfinder.com

- And there is an Italian Power company: http://www.powergenitalia.com

- Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com

(courtesy of Venue)

Eastpole Orchestra

...my rubbish 'phone fails to do justice to the majestic, nay awesome power of the Orchestra of Eastpole...
If you wern't there, you missed it!

Finding Nemo

...at Weston Sealife Centre.
And Joe flies his kite in the dark.

Works outings, eh?

...and this is why I don't go on many..! Those empties aren't all mine, BTW...